"ALone In The Way OF LOVE"

In Muslim School  level...
i always sits in the middle of two Girls..
i exchange my seat with my class fellow...
then their is a picture of Crokodile and egg are lying under the crokodile..
i asked my classmate that these egg are Maria eggs then She asked to Maria that Farhan says that these are Maria Eggs...
than Maria asked to teacher then Miss Sadia teacher beats me too much i never forget these punishment...

In Benovelent School i fighting with senior in Gapshap Suddenly princpal came i came to class Firstly Principal go to senior Friend room and slap on his face then come to my class i was very  frighten because of slaping on face...then i protecting my face with hand in front of principal then principal too much beaten with me with legs and hands and Says "you want to fight with me" then principal go too much laughing fellows on me...

In College level i always going late in Peshawar Model and my roll number is 3435...
the timing of School is 8 'clock and i am nd Raza, Adnan , Rehman always going late and reached to college at 9 o clock...
then i always asked wrong Roll number to PTi who note the name of Late comers... and always written wrong Roll Number which is 3436 but Name Showing Correct After very long time One day 3436 Student come late when he see the roll number that has been witten be4 he is asking Then he come to class and Say to Teacher  that Farhan always come and written my number and fine is giving me The whole class laughing And teacher asked me "You are so mannerless Person"
i say to techer sir he is lying then he took me to Pti Than he say me what is Your Roll Number i say 3435 then he say me you written 3436 i say sir u cant hear correctly then he say me "der Ghat Harami ay"(you are so naughty)...

In College Urdu Class Teacher I come to class then teacher say me Say salam Before Coming...
then i come to class and say "Asalam u alikum Ya Ahlilkaboor"
the teacher say me kue Abby di Qabar pa aya ha nikal Bhr Sai Salaaam kR...... 

I always stolen Duster from class and drop in ground then one day a Proctor See me then he asked to teacher then Ayaz ALam say if again Duster stolen then Fine will pay By Farhan RAza and Rehman...
then we stoling the uper maaf and duster during rubbing creating different type of voices....

When Saleem Altaf Our english Teacher I always say him Sir apko Rehman acha lagta haii..and sir Jandaar ko hawa dy.... he always laughing at my way of talking..

Once Raza bring a Ptakkha and says that i drop it in class suddenly a 1 friend who also pick a Red bomb and he say that drop it in ground today....
In class 3rd Raza drop a Patakha in class and stay out from class but 2 people know that raxa drop a patakhaa in class suddenly a blast and full class out too much laughing...
then in break time 6 group people to seen on people and drop a bomb in groud OHHOO a bomb explosed Full PMDc strike like volcanic action and i am also in this group 
then next day come some1 asked to teacher that raxza and these people are involved..
but except me and 1 friend Rehman "Raza,Farhad,Fawad, and one more Pay 2500 fine to Pmdc college but that time i am lucky...

Saleem Altaf class we  bring a berries from ground and hitting one another but 1 berries hit a guy then he asked to saleem altaf then he bring to me to principal and asked me suspend it for 3 days from college then he bring to addministrator office ...
then waiting for suspention then i asked him i drink water then come back to class and say to sir that  principal say me go and learn lesson then come to administrator office then i am saved from suspend and giving fine........

Once i was stole a Girl Number from my Female Czn Mobile and Name madiha ...
and 2nd day a marriage of my Cxn i disturb her full ni8 2nd day a madiha come to marriage and suddenly she ask to my female cxn give me mobile i call some1 and suddenly she dial a number that disturbing last n8 and the name coming Farhan She asked from my cxn who is farhan She say that one 
A my female cxn his 2nd cxn name is also farhan she tell him with finger tip but i was not there that time...
She say to him meet me when i leave the marriage than he meet him and too much insult of that farhan boy 
i feel susprised and thank to Allah you protect me in front of all...
You were every where. After attending marriageme and brother to much laugh......

Once me and my czn fahad going on the marriage 
our age is approximately 10 year old..
At top of the house we fight with one boy
suddenly the biy sister come we dont recognized his sister
My cxn says in front of sister "kuty k bachay ainda mjy mara na tu achi bat ni"
The boy sister slap on my cxn face and i ran away that i think they also slap to me
my cxn come and weeping from the top
and i am laughing in heart

Once upon a time i went for para learning in Qari home. i always pressing a 1 home bell from returning home and running away once i was pressing bell and runing and suddenly some1 come and say me why are you pressing bell and too much beat me i am weeping and return to home and 2nd day i ask to brother that never press this home bell otherwise u will too bitten
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Last of university some of the student going to the sir adnan and says that please any mistake and sin are done then forgive me
The sir adnan tell to all student that i forgive to all but one not. The students says who :
He says At night some one call me and say me that you win a 8 underwear and 2 banyaaan 
and come to the franchis and get your price..
The Raxa says He was Farhan :P